Getting right off the subject of the thread, but in reply to Nemisis.the toilets at Pensarn beach are terrible, and have been for at least 40 years. I obviously cannot speak about the ladies.
However, getting to the nity gritty of it, in the gents the urinal has a splash guard along its length, but the floor slops slightly away so you can imagine what happens, a busy summer day, lots of boys and men careless with their aim, and the flor is beyond description apart from the fact that it's covered with soaked sand.
I haven't usedthem for years.. If necessary I go in the cafe, order a bit of food and use theirs which are always immaculate