I can't find the thread Fester started about Llandudno Swimming pool (where is that btw)
But the laughs keep on coming - visited for first time in a while yesterday and saw a notice advertising that henceforth there will be a 20p fee for keeping items in lockers - due to the "cost of maintaining lockers" visitors were welcome to leave there stuff in a locker without locking it (oxymoron) but it would be left at "the owners own risk"
So for any petty criminals on the look out for some fun Llandudno Swim centre is the place to be!
What WILL happen though is that people will take their bags and clothes into the gym (and swimming pool area) where they can keep an eye on them, thus creating housekeeping and health and safety issues.
It may not be this week, this month, or even this year but sooner or later someone will trip over one of those bags and smash their head into the floor. Then they will sue CCBC and their cost cutting brainwave will have had the opposite effect and cost them a lot of $$$$
On another note how does one go about getting a job with these numpties? I could think of cost cutting ideas just as clever!
1 - We are no longer having flushing toilets as the water cost is too much to maintain - customers are encouraged to bring their own litter trays or do their business in the bushes outside - however doing toilets outside is at the customer's own risk as Kingdom Security may literally catch you with your trousers down, and issue a fine
2 - We are no longer having lifeguards as the cost of lifeguards is too much to maintain. Blow up rubber rings are available to purchase for £5 from reception or else customers can choose to drown at their own risk
3 - We are no longer having weights in the gym as the cost of weights in the gym is too much to maintain. Customers are urged to lift each other up instead, however anyone lifting Fester does so at their own risk.
Have I got the job D)