Has Fester perpetuated this myth on here that he is in someway good at darts?
In reality he coudn't hit a barn door with a banjo (although if he could it would make a better noise than his Motorhead music )
I have never made any such claim, however the league statistics don't lie mate.
I wonder if you would care to play against me for ANY sum of money you like? I somehow doubt it.
Anyhow, I don't know how you DARE even talk about darts, given your recent ignominious ''retirement'' from the game at the end of last season.
Many have been wondering how you could have retired from a game you never really played in the first place.
You are considered the Owen Hargreaves of Darts.